How could the 16th President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln, be any cooler? The awkward, poor, self-educated man is largely responsible for abolishing slavery in America, preserving the Union after the Civil War and starting our country down the path to recovery after one the darkest periods in its history. But, what if he was also a badass vampire hunter who selflessly protected his country from a blood-sucking scourge? Now you’re talking COOL.