- Star Wars: Episodes VII-IX — written, directed and animated by the current production crew of The Clone Wars.
- Evidence to validate my theory of a shared lineage between Smurfs and Snorks, or at least confirmation that Casper the Friendly Ghost is in fact the restless spirit of Richie Rich. The truth is out there!
- Simultaneous broadcast of Doctor Who in the U.S. and U.K. I want to watch the Christmas specials on a Christmas that’s not in July.
- A bailout. Why not? Everyone else is getting one.
- Peace on Earth. Actually, across the universe — but not on Krypton, because then there would be no Superman. And a world without Superman is no world I want any part of.
Merry Christmas! And Zod bless us, every one!
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