Go and load up http://www.sears.com/Zombies – I dare you.
The retailer best known for flannel, appliances and gobbling up Kmart has rolled out a section of their website devoted to better serving their undead customer base. If you ask me, it’s a great move to help position the department store chain for a fresh braain- I mean, role in the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse. Either that, or a brilliant tactical move by the hidden Zombie Master to make sure that contrary to popular culture, a mall is NOT the place you want to be when the restless dead arise en masse.
But I digress. Sears even has helpful videos with fashion tips and information on finding the right fitness equipment to help you with that horrifying, lumbering gait:
Just remember this the next time you’re at Sears and you have the urge to say, “I wouldn’t be caught dead looking like that.”
The link is broken. Should be http://www.sears.com/zombies you forgot the final s. And stay away from my brains….
Thanks! I’ve fixed the link.
The link is broken. Should be http://www.sears.com/zombies you forgot the final s. And stay away from my brains….
Thanks! I’ve fixed the link.