ARRR you ready for Talk Like a Pirate Day? (PAGE 5)

'Pirates of the Caribbean Online'Pirate make-believe

Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean Online wasn’t as massive as some MMORPGs out there, but it was free to download and free to play. (There was premium content available only to paid subscribers, however.) You could create your own pirate character, acquire and crew a ship and set sail for adventure — and treasure!

Another geeky way to get into the nautical mood is to learn the lyrics to “Major-General’s Song” from Gilbert and Sullivan’s comic opera Pirates of Penzance:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
Etc., etc.