
The story is set in 1987 Los Angeles on the Sunset Strip, where Sherrie Christian (Julianne Hough) arrives from Oklahoma to find fame & fortune in the big city. Her belongings, including her treasured record collection, are immediately stolen, but she soon meets Drew Boley (Diego Boneta) and he sets her up with a job waitressing at the ‘famous’ Bourbon Room (based on the real-world Whisky-a-Go-Go).
Drew & Sherrie fall in love while pursuing their singing careers, but things turn ugly when Drew sees rock star Stacee Jaxx (Tom Cruise) pulling up his pants after a run-in with Sherrie – all this on the same night that Drew’s band has its big debut, opening for the Stacee Jaxx band, Arsenal, at the Bourbon Room.
The two lovebirds go their separate ways; Drew joins a hip-hop boy band and Sherrie starts dancing in a strip club, where there are plenty of strippers dancing, but no one actually stripping. Meanwhile, Stacee Jaxx starts a solo career; and his manager (Paul Giamatti) finds ways to fleece the Bourbon Room, which is ran by Dennis Dupree (Alec Baldwin) and his partner Lonny (Russell Brand).

This movie was directed by Adam Shankman, who also did the screen adaptation of the musical Hairspray. Shankman’s new movie about rock & roll, Rock of Ages, doesn’t even chart in the top 100. It is an almost completely watered-down and sugared-up version of the genre. Now that’s fine if your target audience is 15 year-old girls, and maybe that’s the case with this film, but rock & roll isn’t PG-13 and this film shouldn’t have been either.
When Rock of Ages is at its raunchiest and closest reflection of the rock & roll life, this is also when it is at its most ridiculous. Sex scenes of Stacee Jaxx (Cruise) and Rolling Stone reporter Constance Sack (Malin Akerman) are painfully awkward and cringe-inducing. That being said, I do give Cruise props for his performance in this film. It took a lot of guts to sign-on to a role like this and his portrayal of Jaxx is one of the only highlights of this otherwise mundane movie. I liked his sidekick monkey, Hey Man, as well.
The title of this film leads one to believe that its music would be of an everlasting or eternal quality; and I’m sure that for someone, Journey’s “Any Way You Want It” fits that category. But for me, most of the music in this film is generic rock at best and certainly not anything I would consider timeless. Then again, the creators of this film were inspired by these tunes, so I may just be out of touch.

As I mentioned, most of the music in this movie is decent, but whether or not it is worthy of inspiring a decent movie is debatable. The band Foreigner, while likeable enough, has three songs featured in this film, none of which I feel has enough merit to make movie around. In fact, the best musical number in this film is “Can’t Fight This Feeling,” the 1984 classic by REO Speedwagon, as performed by Russell Brand and Alec Baldwin – as a joke. That speaks volumes about the rest of this movie.
Elvis Presley once said, “I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.” No truer statement about rock & roll has ever been spoken. Unfortunately, if you are going to make a rock & roll movie, I DO think you should know something about the music; and I don’t think the creators of this film have a clue.
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